You call me amateur, but how professional it is to go on a personal attack against someone for the mere crime of not wishing to participate in your promotional event? That's not going to sell many cuddly toys that can scrub your b@lls squeaky clean, is it?
If you didn't like my work why did you ask me to enter this competition? Something smells slightly like spam around here.
Firstly, I never assumed I would win (except theoretically, as you yourself claimed everyone a philosophical victor). There must be some confusion as you clearly think I'm as self-important as you. I mean, seriously? I need your permission to reply to you? Under my own picture? To your spam comment? Your ego problem astounds me to the point where I begin to wonder if you walk around your house, wearing a little crown and pretending to be the king - sorry, CEO - of all the Soapets. That would explain your tone, after getting so used to talking down to your inanimate subjects.
All I was doing was merely pointing out that you were planning to pay the winner of your contest a meager dollar (or 100 cents, seeing as you think the extra couple of zeros makes it seem more enticing), while possibly putting their design into production for your profit. That sort of arrangement might work for the underpaid sweatshop workers who stitch together your products. But not for me.
So to sum it up, the reason I don't want to enter your competition is because of the pathetic incentive, not for any other warped logic you have projected upon me. That was all.